When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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