I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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