So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
