Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm at about main and main street
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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