windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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