You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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