Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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