i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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