dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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