I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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