someone threw a dead crab at me
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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