stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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