So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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