i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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