I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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