These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize