Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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