so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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