you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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