I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I love you. Go after that dick
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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