Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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