Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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