: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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