KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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