seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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