im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Drake has all the answers
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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