My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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