Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have aggressive nipples.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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