Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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