dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
high people should be assigned attendants
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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