"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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