i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you never un-have a 4some
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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