I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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