I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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