Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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