i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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