Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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