Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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