Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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