at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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