Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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