dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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