problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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