last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
