i already hear my dad disowning me
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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