She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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