He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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