Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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