Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
thus making me awesome and them whores
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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