You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
ugly people sure do ruin things
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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