i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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birth control should be required to get into college
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
is it fun? or sober?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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