i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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