He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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