Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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