We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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